More unsolicited opinions from your not-so-humble host…
- Stop worrying about my Christmas; I will keep in it whatever I choose.
- If there is a heaven, Hitchens is arguing with Saint Peter right now….
- The song about ‘Christmas Shoes’ is idiotic. I understand the idea of the tear-jerker, but come on….shoes? Not a ring? A necklace? A sweater?
- Do you think Glenn Beck will visit Jefferson’s Bible at the Smithsonian? All the evangelicals who accuse Jefferson of being a christian should look into it.
- Everyone forgets that Ralphie really did shoot his eye out.
- The Supreme Court hearing the Missouri River case is made up entirely of eastern judges. Thank goodness for the Lewis and Clark Journals…
- There seems to be a ‘Seinfeld’ episode for all of life’s uncomfortable moments.
- Jennifer Aniston is not the most beautiful woman in history….not even her own generation.
- Live Christmas trees are better…
- If our timid foreign policy forces Israel to deal with Iran, we must support them.
- Dan Marino always thanked his offensive line.
- The Holidays are Happy, because Christmas is Merry…..