History Wishes for the New Year

Every generation feels an impact on the historic…

  • We stop destroying history and refocus our energy on studying it
  • Americans start listening to true Civil War historians like James McPherson, Noah Trudeau, Wayne Motts, and Stephen Sears
  • That historical hacks like Don Lemon, Jamelle Bouie, Ilya Somin, Yoni Applebaum, and everyone at MSNBC stop talking about historical revisionism
  • Seeing rational minds put an end to the scourge of American iconoclasm
  • American society rediscovers the indispensable examples set by George Washington
  • Americans accept the fact that if Jefferson is right, America is right
  • Real efforts are made to protect historical homes, sites, and monuments
  • No  “Grant!”  the musical
  • “Hamilton!” fans actually read a few of the Federalist Papers
  • Donald Trump donates all of his paychecks to battlefield preservation (the first one was greatly appreciated)
  • The Confederate flag remains legal
  • Ne0-Nazis and white supremacists fade to obscurity
  • Living history continues to educate the public
  • The Eisenhower Memorial is finished on the National Mall
  • Steven Spielberg makes an authentic Civil War film as a companion to “Lincoln”
  • PBS brings back “Mercy Street”
  • The History Channel schedules more programs about history
  • Customers of Ancestry.com realize that they are actually Americans first…
  • We all stop learning history through memes

Just like ISIS

It already was, Donnie

 

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